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LOW POLY. HIGH ENERGY. ZERO ANTI-ALIASING.

CATS
TOO
SHARP.

Six JPEG cats were compressed one time too many. Their pixels collapsed into polygons. Their polygons formed a cult. The cult found Solana.

ENTER THE CAT ↗
CA PASTE_SOLANA_MINT_HERE ready
Low-resolution cat standing in a T-pose
specimen_02 // dominant polygon
Dark low-resolution cat reaching upward
signal detected
Low-resolution cat with lightning effects
voltage: meow
NO
SMOOTH
EDGES
CTS✦LOW POLY CATS✦1 CAT = 1 CAT✦RENDER FAILED SUCCESSFULLY✦ CTS✦LOW POLY CATS✦1 CAT = 1 CAT✦RENDER FAILED SUCCESSFULLY✦
01 / THE INCIDENT

The render queue
was never the same.

CTS started as six cats with an unreasonable amount of compression. No fur simulation. No cinematic lighting. No unnecessary vertices. Just raw feline geometry surviving somewhere between a meme, a rendering error, and divine intervention.

We do not fix the cats. We preserve the artifacts. The blur is canon. The missing polygons are lore. The awkward poses are a feature.

THE CTS MANIFESTO LESS POLYGONS.
MORE CAT.
Tall stretched low-resolution cat
4 px confidence
∞ aura
02 / SPECIMEN ARCHIVE

Meet the render errors.

Every CTS cat represents one essential branch of the low-poly evolutionary tree.

Dark low-resolution cat
#01

THE SUMMONER

Raises paw. Raises liquidity. Refuses to elaborate.

Low-resolution cat in front of an explosion
#02

THE AFTERMATH

Walked away from the render crash without looking back.

Low-resolution cat reaching toward a camera
#03

THE OBSERVER

Documenting polygon activity for absolutely no authority.

Low-resolution cat surrounded by lightning
#04

THE CONDUCTOR

Channels approximately 9 terameows of unstable energy.

03 / ROADMAP.JSON

Four stages of cat.

No fake promises. Just a public sequence of increasingly strange cat behavior.

PHASE 01
01

SPAWN

Launch CTS. Release the specimens. Establish the visual language. Let the first cats escape containment.

● LIVE
PHASE 02
02

PROPAGATE

Meme packs, community edits, stickers, remixes and fan-made low-poly mutations across X and Telegram.

queued
PHASE 03
03

CATALOG

Open the CTS archive: named specimens, lore cards, community submissions and escalating polygon taxonomy.

rendering...
PHASE 04
04

ASCEND

The cats stop looking low-poly. Reality starts looking over-rendered. CTS becomes a self-sustaining meme organism.

???
04 / LIVE SIGNAL

Cat activity monitor.

The chart below is embedded from Dexscreener. Put your live pair address in script.js and it will load here.

dexscreener://cts.signal WAITING_FOR_PAIR
CONNECTION ESTABLISHED

THE CATS
ARE RENDERING.

BECOME POLYGON ↗